It's been what? Five months since I've written anything? "Jam Session" was the last. And yes, I posted "Ace in the Hole" in August, but that was written well before "Jam Session" was so it doesn't count. ... and it might help if I posted those here too so you have some kind of idea of what the hell I'm talking about.

Jam Session: [link]
Ace in the Hole: [link]

I feel like there are crickets in my headspace. And yet, in the background there are whispers, it just that all my headspace characters have suddenly decided that they aren't talking to me. And it's driving me batty! I feel like a dried up old husk! Like there used to be something inside of me but now it's gone, and when I do manage to force something out, it's pure crap.

I've been told that these two latest ones aren't crap, but when I read them I think they are. Like they're pale shadows of what I *could* be producing. ... and no, that's not a desperate attempt at getting a bunch of empty praise. If I wanted that I'd go to Fanfiction.net. No offense to the folks there, but it seems that only a handful provide anything more than random flailings - mind you, the ones who do provide honest commentary are to be loved and fed and adored ...

And I think that's it on my pity party ... back to trying to lure my headspace characters out with bribes of cookies and milk and pr0nz of all sorts. ... Here Ratchet! Here Prowl! *kissy noises* Here Wheeljack and Smokey! Or Swindle and Smokey ... either is good ...